Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Rules


I love this site and the pearls of wisdom that come from the various sources that contributed to it. For example:
392. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.

390. Eat lunch with the new kid.

389. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

“Don’t pick fights with the bullies or the cads, ‘cause I’m not much cop at punching other people’s dads.

David Bowie, Kooks


395. Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth. Buy good tires, good sheets, and good shoes.

402. If you aren’t hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren’t hungry.

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

P.J. O’Rourke


411. At the ballpark, never start the wave. But don’t let it die.

415. The pleats on a cummerbund face up.

“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.

Benjamin Frankiln


434. A suntan is earned, never bought.


I think I want to buy the book for my father on Father's Day. Shhh, don't tell him.

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